7. Pittsburgh Penguins - Picking
Sidney Crosby over
Evgeni Malkin was a surprisingly difficult decision, as any Flyers fan could attest. The NHL poster boy has been the bane of Flyers fans existence for almost two decades and has maddened an entire fan base. The whining, the diving, the uncalled slashes, the dirty cross checks, cowering behind teammates, tainted Stanley Cups, the flopping, owning the refs, getting cheese calls with his patented head snap and comical overreactions; Sidney Crosby is the one player who can incense an entire fan base by merely mentioning his name, seeing a picture of him, watching a commercial with his greasy mug in it, or seeing him on an ad. I take it back, Sidney Crosby eclipses Ryan Reaves in a heartbeat, as the most loathed player in the Metro division and NHL. What's worse than Crosby's continuous antics, is the fact he has consistently avoided any supplementary discipline from the league, because they don't want the negative publicity or to upset their golden child.
The following YouTube clip mocks the NHL, by comparing Marchand's list of suspensions, substituting Crosby clips in of the same nature (which he has miraculously escaped punishment for).